01/23/2004 Easy Stuff
In no particular order or
degree, the easiest things to do in the world:
Take
No for an answer Take the same route everyday
Wait
for it to happen Shoot
from someone else’s shoulder
Use
somebody else’s bullets Mislead
a gullible friend
Say
Yes Go
by the book
Hurt
a loved one Pull
back your hand
Laugh
at somebody’s mistake Talk
about past achievements
Say
“It’s not my job” Blame
it on your predecessor
Keep
somebody waiting Pretend to like when you detest
Take
credit that is not mine Jump
off a sinking ship
Shoot
from behind Roll
your eyes after someone leaves
Talk
about someone who’s not there Laugh
after misleading him
Build
the back door first Be
a fair weather friend
Keep
my your eyes closed Break
the line
Say
you’re not at home Add your opinion as a fact
Find
flaws in other’s achievements Talk
as if you know when you don’t
Make
excuses when a friend is in need Make
it difficult for somebody
Swim
with the tide Look
the other way