01/23/2004                                          Easy Stuff

 

In no particular order or degree, the easiest things to do in the world:

 

Sit on the fence                                                 Blame somebody else

Take No for an answer                                     Take the same route everyday

Wait for it to happen                                         Shoot from someone else’s shoulder

Use somebody else’s bullets                             Mislead a gullible friend

Say Yes                                                           Go by the book

Hurt a loved one                                               Pull back your hand

Laugh at somebody’s mistake                           Talk about past achievements

Say “It’s not my job”                                        Blame it on your predecessor

Keep somebody waiting                                   Pretend to like when you detest

Take credit that is not mine                               Jump off a sinking ship

Swim with the tide                                            Follow somebody else

Shoot from behind                                            Roll your eyes after someone leaves     

Talk about someone who’s not there                 Laugh after misleading him

Build the back door first                                    Be a fair weather friend

Keep my your eyes closed                                Break the line

Say you’re not at home                                     Add your opinion as a fact

Find flaws in other’s achievements                     Talk as if you know when you don’t

Make excuses when a friend is in need                   Make it difficult for somebody

Swim with the tide                                            Look the other way